Dear Nala,
I know this is a hard time for you, getting a step-mom and all. I just want you to know that I really do love you, and even though you hate me, I think you’re a pretty swell cat.
I’m writing this letter out of respect to you, and for entertainment for me. I’m not sure if you’re old enough to hear this, but I’m going to tell you anyways.
Your “dad”? The one I call ‘Mark’? He isn’t your real dad.
What do you mean, CrazyLadyThatHasRuinedMyLifeAndStolenMySideOfTheBed?
Make matters worse? He isn’t even… feline.
Blasphemy!
I’m just trying keep this relationship as honest as possible… because I care.
Ha ha, Sucker!
Your Loving Step-Mommy.
Kisses!
The Poor Mom 
Marie, I think you mistaken about Mark, he is a cat! I’m a cat… and I know these things…. are you a cat? I think not. Yes he is unusual, I dont know of any other cats who can clean my pee poo box, but I appreciate that about him. I also appreciate you buying me wet cat food, Mark is a bit cheap about that stuff so you have my permission to ride him a bit on that! As for the love thing… I am warming up… i do try and meet you each day when you come home, and I do take interest in following you around to see what your doing… so give it time….after all… you did steal my bed 🙂
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