Nameless Asian Lady I am NOT Related To: Do you want me to make you an appointment with a masseuse?
Not the Asian Lady’s Daughter: Sure, have you gone to her yet?
Nameless Asian Lady I am NOT Related To: No, I don’t like massages.
Not the Asian Lady’s Daughter: You don’t like massages?
Nameless Asian Lady I am NOT Related To: No, I go to the chiropractor… he knows how to make me feel better.
Not the Asian Lady’s Daughter: Make you feel better? How?
Nameless Asian Lady I am NOT Related To: Well, first he feels that bone in the middle… you know… the bone in the middle…
Not the Asian Lady’s Daughter: Your spine?
Nameless Asian Lady I am NOT Related To: Yeah, he feels all over my bone so that he can align me better… there is nothing better than the chiropractor.
This nameless Asian lady really set herself her up…
Not the Asian Lady’s Daughter: Better than… sex?
Nameless Asian Lady I am NOT Related To: Pfft! TEN TIMES BETTER! I’m telling you, nothing is better than the chiropractor… he makes me feel. so. good.
Not the Asian Lady’s Daughter: (laughing hysterically because she is talking to the lady who is not her mom about sex)
Nameless Asian Lady I am NOT Related To: Why are you laughing? What’s so funny? It isn’t as good. Sorry. Want me to make you an appointment?
Not the Asian Lady’s Daughter: Nah, I’m cool. Can I blog about this, though?
Nameless Asian Lady I am NOT Related To: Marie Not the Asian Lady’s Daughter, don’t you dare…
Not the Asian Lady’s Daughter: Oh, don’t worry, I’ll make it fiction… they’ll never know it’s you. Promise.
I love your mother. 😀
She is hilarious… and hopefully a good sport 🙂