Last dog bite post. Promise. Woof.

Me:  I have a question…
Mark:  Ok.
Me:  Spiderman.  He was a man.  Who got bit by a spider.  Right?  And then he got ‘spidey powers’, or something.  Right?
Mark:  Yeah…
Me:  Well, I was thinking about my dog bite…
Mark:  You think you’re Dog Woman, don’t you?
Me:  It makes so much sense!
Mark: (shakes head)
Me:  Seriously!  Don’t you think I’ve healed unusually fast?  And I feel stronger… kind of.  And! And I drooled in my sleep the other night.  I never drooled in my sleep before the dog bite… deny it if you want, but you’re married to Wolverine.

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4 thoughts on “Last dog bite post. Promise. Woof.

  1. Crystal says:

    I bet living at your house would be so much fun. And oh so entertaining.

  2. mckinneyoatescereal says:

    Heh, I don’t know if we’re as much fun as we are weird. And awkward. Heh. And we need to hang out, too!!! When are you typically free, before the holiday type craziness begins?

  3. Crystal says:

    Oh, we have the weird and awkward thing down pat at our house. For one thing, we sing to our dog. But not just regular songs. We put her name in for all sorts of different words. Noun, verb, doesn’t matter. As well as any word that rhymes with her name. But enough of that. We don’t necessarily have a set schedule as to free time. We don’t usually do much on Friday nights because we’re old and married and with the week catching up to us we just usually eat fast food and fall asleep on the couch shortly thereafter. For real. Its sad. But any time after noon on Saturdays are usually good. And Sunday afternoons for the most part works for us.

    Don’t even get me started on the holiday type craziness…

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