Melissa: I was telling Mom about this couple who named their kid Super Man. First name Super. Middle name Man. Get it?
Marie: Yeah… who cares?
Melissa: Well, I’m saying, “Hey did you hear about the family that named their kid Super Man?” And after a few minutes she says, “Pickles and mayonnaise?”
Marie: Pickles and mayonnaise?
Melissa: Yeah, I said Super Man and she heard pickles and mayonnaise. I died laughing.
Mom: What are you two laughing about?
Marie: Pickles and mayonnaise? Where did you get that from?
Melissa: Yeah, I kinda get that you got Man out of mayonnaise, but ‘pickles’ and ‘super’? Where did that come from?
Mom: What? Pickles. Super. Don’t you hear it? That’s very close.
And she was being dead serious.
Gotta love that woman.
The Poor Mom 