The Poor Mom

Let’s see.  My new friend Liz tagged me to list 7 unknown facts about me.  So here we go…

1.  Every single time I run a yellow light I think to myself, “I’m following the person in front of me!”  As if I’m justifying something to myself.  Sometimes I believe this statement so much that if I got pulled over after running a light I would tell the officer, “I was following that guy!”  I think this every single time.

2.  I get clenched fist angry when radio stations use any type of traffic noise (i.e. honking, sirens, cars whizzing by) in ads.

3.  I love the feeling of picking out a wedgie.  It is a level of relief comparable to heaven.

4.  I hate even numbers.  I feel as if they are… tricky.  The sound like they’d be evenly divided, but this is not true.  I already know this isn’t going to make sense to anyone else.  But I have to try.  In my mind.  The number between 1 and 7 is 4.  1  2  3  4 5  6  7.  Three numbers to the left of four.  Three numbers to the right of four.  But if you try to do the same thing between 1 and 6 you do not get this symmetry.
1  2  3  4 5  6  This bothers me.

5.  I wish at least once a day that my cats could speak for long enough to say “I love you” back.

6.  I love greasy food.  More than chocolate, or any other kind of sweet.  But I will pretend to love sweets when in large groups consisting of females because it’s the right thing to do.  The American thing to do.

7.  I have a real and honest desire to apply for a management position at my local K-Mart because I truly believe that I could turn that company around.

I am not going to tag anyone because I don’t have 7 blogging friends.  But if you decide to play this game (hi, CT and hi, Susan, and hey, Crystal, get a blog) let me know because I want to read your dirty secrets!