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Mark: What? What’s wrong? I swear I didn’t mean it. Please quit crying.
Marie: I…I’m…I’m old! (sobbing)
Mark: (Rolls eyes) Oh. my. goodness. You’re kidding, right?
Marie: No! My back has hurt every single day since I turned 26. My back never hurts. I used to do Pilates because I wanted to look like Jennifer Aniston. Now I’m thinking about doing Pilates just so I can sit up straight!
Mark: You are crazy… Pilates will make you look like Jennifer Aniston? Tell me more…
Marie: I’m not crazy! Want more proof? I had to Google the Jonas Brothers. So I could figure out which one was which. Because I can’t tell. Because I’m old.
Mark: Seriously? Jennifer Aniston has that body because of Pilates?
Marie: Just take me out back and shoot me now. Or at least get me some Bengay.