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Marie: (Crying)
Mark: What? What’s wrong? I swear I didn’t mean it. Please quit crying.
Marie: I…I’m…I’m old! (sobbing)
Mark: (Rolls eyes) Oh. my. goodness. You’re kidding, right?
Marie: No! My back has hurt every single day since I turned 26. My back never hurts. I used to do Pilates because I wanted to look like Jennifer Aniston. Now I’m thinking about doing Pilates just so I can sit up straight!
Mark: You are crazy… Pilates will make you look like Jennifer Aniston? Tell me more…
Marie: I’m not crazy! Want more proof? I had to Google the Jonas Brothers. So I could figure out which one was which. Because I can’t tell. Because I’m old.
Mark: Seriously? Jennifer Aniston has that body because of Pilates?
Marie: Just take me out back and shoot me now. Or at least get me some Bengay.
The Poor Mom 
Oh, Marie! You are so not old!! Please! I’ll be 28 this year, and I continue to believe that I am young! I may not know which Jonas brother is which either but at least I’m not 12!! We are young!! Be thankful that you are here on earth another day and enjoy it! Age is just a number.
Now quit with the “old” talk! 🙂
CT and Mom, I know that I’m still young but this whole going to bed early because my back is killing is me is so. not. cool. 🙂
No worries. Old talk ends now. 😀
That is so true Marie, be thankful for it, because it is a blessing to be another year older. That is true age is just a number remember that. I love you.
I didn’t say that you were cool…I just said that you weren’t old. 😛 j/k
CT, that made me laugh for realz 😛 (Did you catch that? “For realz”. FYI, that’s a cool people thing. 😉 )
LOL!! You are so funny!! I love Marie!!
Mark: Wait, TELL ME MORE ABOUT JENNIFER ANISTON!
Marie: Next, I’ll need dentures! And I’ll be confused at who Miley Cyrus is compared to Taylor Shift or… Swift? Swift? Yes? Honey, is it Taylor Swift?
Mark: I don’t know… I’m still on Jennifer Aniston and this Pilates thing.
That was my made up continuation of your conversation with your husband.
Jamie, you are hilarious! And of all the teeny boppers I’m likely to forget Taylor Swift is not one of them… I’m in Nashville and just farting will get her on the 10 o’ clock news 😀
OK young lady and I do mean young, you have no idea of old just check out how old you would be if you were born when I was. Like 60 and it is time to make sure you wake up each morning and are aware it is morning not just the night lite that lights the path to help you find your stumbling way to the bathroom and back. This is when you KNOW you are old, you make 3 or more trips to the room each night. I only make 2 so I am not there yet!!!! YES!!!!
LOL Mom