Marie: I just got an email from a client thanking me for their premarital sessions. They’re really getting something from it!
Mark: That’s great, Sweetie!
Marie: Forget putting “marriage counselor” on my business cards because a better description of my services is, like, a… fairy… a Happiness Fairy. (tap Mark daintily on the nose to indicate my fairy-ness)
Mark: You want to put Happiness Fairy on your business cards? Dork.
Marie: I’m sorry the Happiness Fairy can’t hear negativity, what was that?
Mark: I’m going to remind you of this Happiness Fairy stuff when you’re being mean to me.
Marie: The Happiness Fairy is never mean! Blasphemy! Don’t make me sic my Kittens of Truth and Kindness on you…
Mark: You’ve lost. your. mind.
Lost my mind? Or realized my purpose in life?
Happiness Fairy out.