Marie: (Sniff sniff) Did someone spill a bottle of Clorox somewhere?
Mark: No, I mopped the kitchen floor.
Marie: (Check outside for Jesus. He must be back.)
Mark: The ants are back. So I had to clean the entire floor. And I made up my special ant deterring recipe –
Marie: Wait. You have an ant deterring recipe?
Mark: Yeah, I don’t want to kill them because they help out with termites –
Marie: Who helps out with the termites?
Mark: The ants.
Mark: Anyways, I don’t want to kill them, I just don’t want them coming in the house. So my ant deterrent is outside leading them away from the house. And I had to clean the floor to destroy their scent because, as I’m sure you know, they leave a scent that the other ants follow to the food source…
Marie: I didn’t know that. I don’t think anyone knows that. There’s food in our kitchen? Since when?
So Mark’s on a mission and everyday that he spots an ant my kitchen floors get mopped. I’m not saying that I’m helping the ants into our home, but I’m also not saying that I don’t love clean floors.