Silent stares say so much

Marie:  Can I blog about it now?

Mark:  Depends.  What are you going to write?

Marie[Insert what I’ve been told not to blog about here]

Mark:  No.

Marie:  Well, then can I blog about how you’re going to look like Matthew McConaughey?

Mark:  You don’t think I look like Matthew McConaughey already?

Marie: Snicker

Mark: Silent stare

Marie:  What? Do I look like Megan Fox?

Now, if he would read my blog he would KNOW that anything what he was about to say would be the wrong answer.  And if I had any sense I would know better than to ask my husband to compare me to Hotness Incarnate.

But we’re idiots.  Apparently.

MarkUproarious laughter

MarieSilent stare

Mark:  I can’t compare you to her.  She’s white.

Yes, Mark, I’m sure that’s the biggest difference between me and Megan Fox.  That she’s white.  (Which she isn’t.  Well, not completely.)  Either way, I decided to be mature and end the conversation before our other differences, i.e. boob size, were acknowleged out loud.  And by “out loud” I mean “making Mark sleep at the local homeless shelter”.

4 thoughts on “Silent stares say so much

  1. Secret Agent "CT" says:

    LOL!!! I just love you. Soo funny!!

    Aw, I love you, too Co-blogger 😀

  2. Connie says:

    Really funny when you know Mark. You made my day a little brighter thanks!

    Ha, I’m glad you could appreciate it fully 😀

  3. Elisa says:

    One of the best pieces of relationship advice I ever got: Don’t ask questions that you don’t want to hear the answer to.

    Course there are very obvious exceptions to this rule, but I find it comes in most handy while shopping. “Do these jeans make me look fat” will just not end well for anyone!

    That is brilliant advice! And especially true with Mark since he is honest to a fault, ha!

  4. Monica Evans says:

    I just have to say it. I love you. I swear I do.

    And I you 😀 You must have had these silent staring conversations as well 😀

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