I wear contacts. I love my contacts because for most of my waking hours I believe that there is nothing wrong with my eyes and that I have naturally perfect vision. The same way I have naturally perfect teeth.
The contacts do such a great job of convincing me that my vision is perfect that I forget I wear them. This is great except for the fact that sometimes remembering that I wear contacts would be a good thing. Like when I’m at the store. And I need to buy contact solution. For the contacts that I never remember I wear.
It never fails. I put my contacts in and use a bottle of contact solution that wheezes when I squeeze it because it is so empty. I think, “Remember to buy contact solution when you go to the store”. I go to the store and the only thing I remember to do is pick up Doritos and to sneak a peek at the latest US Weekly.
And then I return home to an empty bottle of contact solution. Every. single. time.
I assumed that short of vision correcting surgery this would be something I would suffer with forever. Except I didn’t know that I’d meet Alice. Alice Dot Com.
So, this Domesticate Me video is actually ME giving YOU advice. Because I believe in returning favors. You’re welcome.
Internet References: Well, it’s pretty much just Alice.com where you can buy pretty much any household good for VERY competitive prices and free shipping. I’m not sure if this deal can get any better. I really don’t.