Forever ago I talked about Mark’s annoying habit of being a pack rat. I kinda thought this would become a series which is why I called it “Annoying Husband Behavior #1“. I was expecting lots of annoying behavior and that I’d be at, like, #212 by now.
But I’m not.
Which is why Annoying Husband Behavior #2 is…
Mark being freakin’ perfect!
Trust me, this isn’t about to turn into one of those “I love my husband so much I could die” posts.
No. This “perfection” is annoying because it happens at the most inopportune times.
Like he’s been watching Fox News for 30 hours straight and I’m getting mad hearing about whether or not President Obama is an American or not, but dangit, he just did the laundry. AND tried to fold my underwear the way I like.
Or I’m going through papers that he insists on keeping because they’re important but they’re really just packing slips from shoes that he ordered LAST CENTURY and I’m getting highly irritated because WE DON’T NEED THIS CRAP and then I come across the handwritten lyrics of the song he wrote and proposed to me with. The next thing I know I’m crying and asking God how I got so lucky.
Or when he discovers Alice.com and decides to “help” me spend my spoils and I’m getting annoyed because since when did we need 8 bottles of Axe body wash? when he looks up from the computer and says, “I added some Midol for you for, you know, that time of the month” and I’m all weepy because HE CARES. He really cares.
My point is that while I appreciate his perfect moments he so needs to work on his timing.