I hear you’re wanting to start your Christmas celebrating early. You’re all “Christmas is fun” and “Christmas has cool music” and “Christmas is the perfect excuse for overconsumption and debt all in the name of God coming down to earth in the humble form of a baby”.
Thanksgiving? Thanksgiving is just a speed bump on the way to a REAL holiday, right?
WRONG. So freaking wrong, it isn’t even funny. It isn’t even American. You are an American, aren’t you?
Well, if you are an American then you better put your Pilgrim hat on and give a big ‘preciate ya to the Native Americans from whom we stole this beautiful land. Unless you’re a terrorist or something…
Happy NON-terrorist Thanskgiving from the McKinney-Oates Family!
(This photo is from 2008. There WILL be an updated pic on Thursday. Trust.)