I’m not playing with your nunchucks

Early Saturday morning I was woken up with a hard THWACK! to the middle of my back…

Me:  What the…

Mark: (snoring that he’ll later deny)

Me: Dude.

Mark: Quit talking. I’m sleeping.

Me: You hit me!

Mark: I did not.

Me: Yes. In your sleep. You literally karate chopped my back!

Mark: Oh, wow… are you ok?

Me: Yeah, I mean, I guess so.  I mean, ow. Ow. It hurts. Oh, no. I can’t feel my legs. My legs!

Mark: Iamsosorry. I am sooo sorry. Do you need anything? Can I get you something? I’m so sorry.

He’s so cute when I’m dramatic.

Me: Oh, I’m cool.  What was that karate chop about, anyways?

Mark: I’m not sure. I was having a dream about this dude keying my car and I was trying to get him to stop…

Me: So you naturally broke out the karate chop. Awesome.

Sleeping with a ninja isn’t nearly as glamorous as it seems.

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5 thoughts on “I’m not playing with your nunchucks

  1. Linda says:

    you are such a good artist …you can draw really good and also a good actress….but are you really ok.


    Chill, Mom 😀 He’s not secretly abusing me. Or at least I don’t THINK he is…

  2. Crystal says:

    Hee hee. Love this. 🙂


    Ha, I’m glad you liked it!

  3. Angelia says:

    ROFL! My hubby talks in his sleep, he never believes me when I tell him about it. But karate chops? You ARE a lucky woman! 😛


    Right? And it did hurt. A little bit.

  4. Mrs. Smith says:

    I recently hit Jordan in my sleep.

    And early in their marriage, my dad once jumped on the bed screaming “the Nazis are coming!” I suppose that’s worse. 🙂


    So you’re the spouse abuser in the relationship 🙂 And that “Nazi’s are coming” is freakin’ hilarious.

  5. Secret Agent "CT" says:

    It appears that you have very nice bedroom furniture from your picture. lol


    I make things look a lot better in drawings 😀

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