Me: Hey, I’m about to leave, but can you dry the clothes that are in the washer and wash that pile on the floor? But not that pile. That pile is clean.
Me: You still look sleepy…
Mark: I heard you. There are clothes to be dried and clothes to be washed and clothes to be put up. And to leave it for you until you get home.
Me: grumpy face
Mark: I’m kidding! I was being funny. You should blog this. And you better give me credit. I was the funny one this time.
Yes. In 2 years of marriage, you finally made a funny. Congrats.