Me: (watching a diaper commercial) I really want a baby. Let’s have a baby.
Mark: You’re not allowed to watch tv anymore.
Me: We would have cute babies. Really cute babies.
Mark: I thought we had a plan? No babies until we’re millionaires.
Me: We could sell them?
Mark: Yeah…
Me: Yeah?
Mark: They could be assassins.
Me: Um, I’m not following.
Mark: Assassin babies. Trained to destroy people who BUY BABIES. It’s poetic!
Me: Brilliant.
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Have you seen the Blue Jean Huggies commercial? If not you so need to google it.
lol Shelly, that’s EXACTLY what came to my mind when I saw the title for this blog: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hRr431UP3c
Also, tell Mark ya’ll better get on the ball and start this whole baby makin process or he’s gonna be like 60 before his kids graduate high school. 😉
Really if that is all it takes to get you excited about having baby think I will keep the TV on full time. Ha ha really you have plenty of time.
I think it would be better for you to keep the baby…if you had one. Pure blogging gold! Plus, it’s hours and hours of free entertainment!
You would have cute babies. I’ll buy one. (Just not an assassin one.)