Me: (watching a diaper commercial) I really want a baby. Let’s have a baby.
Mark: You’re not allowed to watch tv anymore.
Me: We would have cute babies. Really cute babies.
Mark: I thought we had a plan? No babies until we’re millionaires.
Me: We could sell them?
Mark: They could be assassins.
Me: Um, I’m not following.
Mark: Assassin babies. Trained to destroy people who BUY BABIES. It’s poetic!