Baby Assassins

Me:  (watching a diaper commercial) I really want a baby. Let’s have a baby.

Mark: You’re not allowed to watch tv anymore.

Me: We would have cute babies. Really cute babies.

Mark: I thought we had a plan? No babies until we’re millionaires.

Me: We could sell them?

Mark:  Yeah…

Me: Yeah?

Mark: They could be assassins.

Me:  Um, I’m not following.

Mark: Assassin babies. Trained to destroy people who BUY BABIES. It’s poetic!

Me: Brilliant.

5 thoughts on “Baby Assassins

  1. Shelly says:

    Have you seen the Blue Jean Huggies commercial? If not you so need to google it.

  2. Miranda says:

    lol Shelly, that’s EXACTLY what came to my mind when I saw the title for this blog:

    Also, tell Mark ya’ll better get on the ball and start this whole baby makin process or he’s gonna be like 60 before his kids graduate high school. 😉

  3. Connie says:

    Really if that is all it takes to get you excited about having baby think I will keep the TV on full time. Ha ha really you have plenty of time.

  4. Secret Agent "CT" says:

    I think it would be better for you to keep the baby…if you had one. Pure blogging gold! Plus, it’s hours and hours of free entertainment!

  5. Michelle Ziegler Ashburn says:

    You would have cute babies. I’ll buy one. (Just not an assassin one.)

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