I’ve been putting off Baby Bump pictures because, well, there isn’t much of a bump. I mean, I’m getting bigger. Trust. But it’s not really bigger in “bump” kind of way. It’s more bigger in a “well, you’re pants would fit if you’d put the fudgsicles down” kind of way.
Which I would just like to pause and thank Jesus for fudgsicles. They are clearly made in heaven.
Back to baby bumps. There isn’t much of one, but I am about 2 weeks away from being halfway through this pregnancy (18 weeks for those not obsessed with Pregnancy Week by Week Calendars) and there really isn’t much to show for it. But I blog and part of blogging means having pictures to prove you’re a real person who isn’t just making crap up.
It’s just really hard to get motivated to take a picture of a non-bump. So I thought about doing what I always do when I don’t want to take pictures. Draw, of course!
But that doesn’t seem to really capture the magic that is pregnancy….
So I Googled pregnancy and thought this might serve as an appropriate substitute for my bump picture.
Except, well, that’s a lie. No one looks like this during pregnancy other than Angelina. And she’s from Mars. Or France. Either way she doesn’t count as a human.
The baby bump pictures were, unfortunately, going to have to wait. Except I found myself at a pumpkin farm this past weekend. A pumpkin farm with a chalkboard.
So in true Glenn Beck fashion I used my handy dandy chalkboard to point out what may not be so obvious at first…
My baby bump! (I circled our Baby Bump declaration in Microsoft Paint just in case you couldn’t find it amongst all the goobledy gook)
Only later did I notice the exclamation right next to my head which was, like, so appropriate because that’s exactly what baby bumps say when arrive…