Otis: fart grunt fart fart grunt
Me: I think he’s pooping.
Mark: I’ll change it later.
Me: There were, like, 3 good releases. And he looks really happy right now. You’re going to need to change him pretty soon.
Mark: He’ll be fine.
Me: Ok, well, I’m off to work. Love you guys.
Mark: Love you.
10 minutes later my cell phone rings.
Mark: Dude. You should have seen this diaper. He had to be holding on to 3 days of poop or something. I mean, it. was. filled.
Me: I told you he needed to be changed!
Mark: Seriously, this diaper was insane.
Me: Was it a blow out?
Mark: No, but, man, if I made one wrong move it would’ve been everywhere. Everywhere.
Me: Ha, well, I’ll see you tonight.
8 hours later. Eight.
Me: I’m home. Where’s my little Otis man?
Mark: You need to see that diaper.
Mark: The diaper from this morning. It’s next to his changing table. You have got to see it.
Me: You saved the diaper? From this morning?
Mark: Yeah. It was that insane. Go look.
5 years later
Otis: Mommy, what’s that smell?
Me: That’s your baby book, Sweetie.
Mark: Seriously, O-man. That diaper was insane.