His job and her job

Mark: Ow! Otis bit my finger. Look. (shows me a finger with a couple of bite marks)

Me: Seriously? Otis tore up my-

Mark: I don’t want to hear that!

Me: But he did. I have the stitches to prove it.

Mark: Well… that’s not my fault.

My Face: WTF?!

Mark: I got him in there. You just had to get him out.

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2 thoughts on “His job and her job

  1. Miranda says:

    This is perhaps the funniest post ON. EARTH. Love you two : )

  2. This is hilarious! You crack me up.

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