You guys know I love me some Thanksgiving.
And y’all know I love to spread the Thanksgiving Cheer so please let me know where you live so you can get some Thanksgiving goodness in your mailbox.
Were we friends in high school or college? Give me your address.
Did you ignore me in high school or college, but now you think I’m funny? Gimme your address.
Have we prayed, Bible studied, worshiped together? I covet thous addresseth. Amen.
Did we work together? I need that address.
Are you the mom of any of the people mentioned above? Give it up.
Are we just regular kin? You know what I want.