Married Conversations

A commercial for a pad that promises ‘super fast absorption’ is on.

Mark: Ha. How on earth do you define ‘super fast absorption’? Are they timing it?

Me: Yeah. I guess my real question is why are they using that liquid to represent period blood?

Mark: Please stop.

Me: I mean, it’s not even really very liquid like, ya know?

Mark: Stop.

Me: There’s like tissue and blobs and it’s just not very realistic to compare it to liquid.

Mark: I’m sorry for bringing it up. I just wanted to talk about absorption. I’m sorry.

Me: 

 

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