Drive places using your keys. Unlock doors using your keys. Be completely ungrateful for the power and freedom your keys provide you.
Get home. Put your keys down BUT NEVER IN THE SAME PLACE. Bonus points if you can put your keys down in completely ridiculous places like in your kid’s bucket of legos, under the couch cushion, on top of the dryer.
See your keys in ridiculous place. Leave them there and make a mental note to remember in the morning. After you’ve slept.
You’re going to be late for that thing you’re always late for because you think it takes 15 minutes to get everywhere in Nashville. This has nothing to do with keys. Just a fact.
Panic! Your keys! They are gone! You’re going to be late!
Tear up the house looking for keys and get mad that other people (specifically your husband) exist #logic
Find keys because prayer works and vow to put them on the table next to the door like your husband that never loses anything does.
Repeat. Every day. For the rest of your life.